you gotta love how whats essentially an infomercial for a porn site made front page. its a humorous informercial for sure, but in general its just a long add for pay-porn :|

which brings up another question all together: who the hell pays for porn anymore?

Gave it a 3 star instead of a 4 because its an add, also while decently written, on the whole it might as well have been a Podcast-esque thing for just how static the whole thing was.

INCOMING VIEWS, THIS NEEDS MOAR

very nice piece, but I feel the woosh effects in it kind of kill that retro feeling that chiptunes inspire. it sours the parts making them sound like some kind of generic techno

Hmm- its not really that bad... though the title clashes with what you made. Honestly you should have dropped the lead guitar a few octaves. When I think 'ass whoopin' i tend to think of deep bass. kind of that whole primal wardrum feeling. When I listen to this I get more of a aero combat feeling. That being too airy and light for something meant for just plain beating something/someone. as said before, that notion invokes terrestrial feelings far more. beyond that the composition feels fine. You've done better, you've done worse. one more thing: it kinda feels your hihat is drowning out the main beat of your rhythm guitar and your tom's.

haaaaah, five stars for just the humor this piece was, or rather the way the artist thumbnailed. I fell for the boobtrap, as did most. Fine play, good sir. I tip my hat.

Otherwise, artistically the piece is very nice, I enjoy the composition and texture greatly, though I must confess I am a tad disappointed at how flat it seems to feel. work on that dynamic depth!

Keep up the lovely work.

Hmm... isnt that a Miss Monster design in the background? the one eyed-three faced lionmonster?

Ok- I know this is probably a stupid question but: GLOW PALATES, HOW U DO THAT? D:

Also on the more serious note, I'm diggin' the whole tripped out composition of the piece. Gotta love it when you can balance asymmetry like that. as far as texture and technique go, its fantastic. it feels like dancing in and out with cell shading-- like you just slapped reality, called it a slut and told it to go make you a sandwich. Not that misogyny is encouraged, of course.