you gotta love how whats essentially an infomercial for a porn site made front page. its a humorous informercial for sure, but in general its just a long add for pay-porn :|
which brings up another question all together: who the hell pays for porn anymore?
Gave it a 3 star instead of a 4 because its an add, also while decently written, on the whole it might as well have been a Podcast-esque thing for just how static the whole thing was.
INCOMING VIEWS, THIS NEEDS MOAR
very nice piece, but I feel the woosh effects in it kind of kill that retro feeling that chiptunes inspire. it sours the parts making them sound like some kind of generic techno
I understand. That was something i was thinking when i made the song. I feel like it really doesn't belong, but i wanted to make i sound like "here comes the good part!" or something. If you know what i mean. But i fully understand and i've tried to keep the "woosh" effects out of my tracks since this one.
But i'm glad you liked it anyways. Thanks for the review and thanks for liking it! :)
Hmm- its not really that bad... though the title clashes with what you made. Honestly you should have dropped the lead guitar a few octaves. When I think 'ass whoopin' i tend to think of deep bass. kind of that whole primal wardrum feeling. When I listen to this I get more of a aero combat feeling. That being too airy and light for something meant for just plain beating something/someone. as said before, that notion invokes terrestrial feelings far more. beyond that the composition feels fine. You've done better, you've done worse. one more thing: it kinda feels your hihat is drowning out the main beat of your rhythm guitar and your tom's.
haaaaah, five stars for just the humor this piece was, or rather the way the artist thumbnailed. I fell for the boobtrap, as did most. Fine play, good sir. I tip my hat.
Otherwise, artistically the piece is very nice, I enjoy the composition and texture greatly, though I must confess I am a tad disappointed at how flat it seems to feel. work on that dynamic depth!
Keep up the lovely work.
Artistly this piece is lacking quality, but makes up for the quantity of people who fall for it.
Quantitty has a quality off its own
Hmm... isnt that a Miss Monster design in the background? the one eyed-three faced lionmonster?
horton heard a who? no i dunno what miss monster is, i just throw lions into shit
Ok- I know this is probably a stupid question but: GLOW PALATES, HOW U DO THAT? D:
Also on the more serious note, I'm diggin' the whole tripped out composition of the piece. Gotta love it when you can balance asymmetry like that. as far as texture and technique go, its fantastic. it feels like dancing in and out with cell shading-- like you just slapped reality, called it a slut and told it to go make you a sandwich. Not that misogyny is encouraged, of course.
glow palates? well if you're talking about the border, i achieve that in photoshop by right clicking the layer i want it on > blending options > outer glow > go nuts.
i still definitely need help on creating textures that are anything other than just well-lit amorphous blobs.
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